We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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