we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Slut skills are useful in every country.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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