well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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