Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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