im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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