He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
