real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
