I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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