So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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