I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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