Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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