I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
