yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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