I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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