yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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