Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I believe in your delicious
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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