I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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