this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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