i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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