they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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