I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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