I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
