He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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