everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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