We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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