I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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