you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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