is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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