your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
