If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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