i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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