I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
