at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You're a waste of cheezeits
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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