it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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