I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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