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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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