VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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