So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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