Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
