your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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