There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Terrible idea I love it
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
