too bad you live with your parents still
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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