Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it glows. i had to have it.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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