Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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