i don't like sucking hair
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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