I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
