and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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