A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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