Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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