just tell him i said nine months
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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