i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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